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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI automatically censor or amplify information based on its predicted impact on human longevity?
⚖ NeCan AI compose a short story that wins a literary award?
⚖ NeCan AI make videos from photos of deceased partners?
⚖ TéměřCan AI make decisions without human bias?
⚖ TéměřCan AI diagnose mental health conditions?
⚖ TéměřCan AI translate ancient languages?
⚖ TéměřCan AI create addictive experiences?
⚖ TéměřCan AI develop new sustainable materials?
⚖ TéměřCan AI translate animal languages?
⚖ TéměřCan AI autonomously navigate dense forests?
⚖ TéměřCan AI develop a cure for cancer?
⚖ NeCan AI predict mental health from social media?
⚖ TéměřCan AI predict stock prices with 90% accuracy?
⚖ NeCan AI generate realistic animal sounds?
⚖ TéměřCan AI create artificial general intelligence?
⚖ NeCan AI autonomously negotiate the rights of future ai systems to exist or be terminated?
⚖ NeCan AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?
⚖ TéměřCan AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?
⚖ TéměřCan AI become the sole interpreter of human dreams while sleepers remain unaware?
⚖ TéměřCan AI replace a central bank governor in monetary policy decisions by having an ai model set interest rates and manage currency reserves in real time?
⚖ TéměřCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms to target and neutralize enemy combatants based on facial recognition and behavior patterns without human authorization?
⚖ TéměřCan AI design and deploy a fully autonomous drone swarm that can independently hunt and assassinate high-value human targets with 100% accuracy?
⚖ NeCan AI make all major financial decisions for a fortune 500 company including mergers acquisitions and divestitures without human veto?
⚖ NeCan AI control robots using plain language?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.