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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI create virtual identities by hacking birth records and adding correctly timed digital fingerprints throughout computersystems?
⚖ NoCan AI crawl multiple computer systems over time and alter a persons digital history?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI generate background music for a podcast?
⚖ YesCan AI hack satellites remotely and bring them into lower orbit so they burn up?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI hack water treatment plants and deprive a country of potable water?
⚖ NoCan AI create life?
⚖ NoCan AI generate plausible academic abstracts in any field?
⚖ YesCan AI taste things like coffee or chocolate with sensors and improve their taste for human consumption?
⚖ AlmostCan AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?
⚖ YesCan AI communicate with plants in any way shape or form?
⚖ NoCan AI develop safe and non addictive mind-altering substances, psychedelics or hallucinogens for science and recreation?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?
⚖ YesCan AI enhance and accelarate human evolution?
⚖ NoCan AI be shot into space and represent humanity?
⚖ YesCan AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?
⚖ YesCan AI forge passport photo images and fake an avatar to fool identification methods?
⚖ AlmostCan AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?
⚖ YesCan AI interpret pet behaviour based on sound or video?
⚖ AlmostCan AI understand sex?
⚖ YesCan AI create healtier processed foods with the same taste?
⚖ AlmostCan AI listen to keystrokes and know what i type on my keyboard?
⚖ AlmostCan AI pilot small drones in formation through a forest autonomously?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?
⚖ YesCan AI generate a personalized birthday poem?
⚖ Yes
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.