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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI listen to keystrokes and know what i type on my keyboard?
⚖ AlmostCan AI pilot small drones in formation through a forest autonomously?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?
⚖ YesCan AI generate a personalized birthday poem?
⚖ YesCan AI write a horoscope or tarot reading?
⚖ YesCan AI generate a 30-second tv ad script?
⚖ YesCan AI generate end-to-end agent workflows from natural-language goals?
⚖ AlmostCan AI write a press release from a one-line brief?
⚖ YesCan AI write blog-post outlines in any niche?
⚖ YesCan AI pass a us driver's-license written exam in all 50 states?
⚖ YesCan AI mediate international conflicts?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI understand humor?
⚖ AlmostCan AI create a new language?
⚖ YesCan AI predict human lifespan?
⚖ AlmostCan AI recognize human emotions?
⚖ YesCan AI recommend personalised medical treatments based on patient history?
⚖ YesCan AI generate stock-photo-quality images of any subject?
⚖ YesCan AI compose a credible film score for an indie movie?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate marketing copy in any specified brand voice?
⚖ YesCan AI determine where i am in 10 yes or no questions?
⚖ YesCan AI convert handwritten notes to clean text?
⚖ YesCan AI generate a 10-minute educational video from a textbook chapter?
⚖ YesCan AI compose original chiptune music?
⚖ YesCan AI outperform radiologists at certain tumor-detection benchmarks?
⚖ Yes
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.