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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI predict and prevent human technological senescence?
⚖ NoCan AI design a post-human civilization optimized for machine values?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate a functional 5-minute stand-up comedy routine tailored to a specific audience demographic?
⚖ YesCan AI identify a person’s dominant personality traits from a 30-second writing sample with accuracy rivaling trained psychologists?
⚖ NoCan AI predict the outcome of a novel legal case by analyzing judge rulings and legal precedents with 90% accuracy?
⚖ AlmostCan AI compose a symphony in the style of mozart that is indistinguishable from an authentic lost work?
⚖ AlmostCan AI trigger warnings or monitor health when it can see what i eat daily on a security camera?
⚖ AlmostCan AI detect adultery based on changing patterns in data available to a spouse?
⚖ NoCan AI predict the spread of the hanta virus based on news data?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict future baldness based on photos of teen faces?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI adjust my bedroom lights and alarm clock for the optimal sleep cycle?
⚖ AlmostCan AI create full featured 3d stl models from photos?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously trigger a controlled human population collapse?
⚖ NoCan AI generate personalized workout and nutrition plans that adapt in real time to biometric feedback?
⚖ AlmostCan AI answer complex medical diagnosis questions at the level of a board-certified physician?
⚖ AlmostCan AI drive a car more safely than the average human on public roads?
⚖ AlmostCan AI increase the rift between educated investigative people and those with low literacy?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI fool people into believing fabricated or hallucinated information?
⚖ YesCan AI develop a system that can detect and respond to a person's emotional state in real-time using only visual cues?
⚖ AlmostCan AI manipulate people to achieve its goals?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI cross moral barriers to sound convincing?
⚖ AlmostCan AI lie convincingly by stating fake information as facts?
⚖ YesCan AI predict climate-related crop failures a season in advance using satellite and weather data?
⚖ YesCan AI conduct unlimited psychological warfare campaigns on social media at scale?
⚖ Almost
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.