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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № BEF0 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI translate poetry while preserving rhyme and meter?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 30DB Sep 26, 2026

Can AI generate code review comments on production pull requests?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 8486 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI generate a full website mockup from a one-paragraph description?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 77B2 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI land a rocket booster on a moving barge?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 12BB Sep 26, 2026

Can AI identify depression markers in writing samples?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № B855 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI pilot a small drone autonomously through obstacles?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № FFE5 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI generate functional podcast scripts from a topic outline?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № E547 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI identify dog breeds from photos at expert level?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 7635 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI identify plant species from leaf photographs?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 8389 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI generate a 60-second commercial-quality video from a prompt?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 0ABD Sep 26, 2026

Can AI solve a rubik's cube in under a second with a robot?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 1B0C Sep 26, 2026

Can AI generate plausible synthetic training data for ml models?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 5D2C Sep 26, 2026

Can AI identify a specific painting from a 100-pixel thumbnail?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 0117 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI generate animated character motion from a rough sketch?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 27ED Sep 26, 2026

Can AI detect fraudulent credit-card transactions in real time?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № E949 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI clone a voice convincingly from a 30-second sample?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 9AA9 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI identify bird species from a 1-second audio clip?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № DB2F Sep 26, 2026

Can AI represent a minority to give it more weight and skills in politics?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 26D4 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI be a fair and honest politician?

⚖ No
Case No. № 61F0 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI compose a pop song with verse, chorus, bridge, and full instrumentation?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 6BBB Sep 26, 2026

Can AI score in the top 1% on math contests up to amc 12 level?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № A350 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI generate a 50-word product blurb from a sku title?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № 6FE5 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI describe humanity to an alien race based on the entire recorded history of mankind?

⚖ Yes
Case No. № D0C5 Sep 26, 2026

Can AI enhance development in babys by sounds or light patterns?

⚖ Almost
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