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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI hold a grudge for forty years and let it go?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI walk a dog and read its mood?
⚖ AlmostCan AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?
⚖ AlmostCan AI apologize and mean it?
⚖ YesCan AI be the only adult in the room?
⚖ NoCan AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?
⚖ AlmostCan AI bake bread that tastes like your grandmother's?
⚖ NoCan AI fight a fire in a burning building?
⚖ AlmostCan AI stand at a child's school play and feel proud?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI wait nine months?
⚖ YesCan AI leave a room when you should?
⚖ AlmostCan AI be present at a funeral?
⚖ AlmostCan AI write a memoir worth reading?
⚖ AlmostCan AI build a working chair from a tree, with hand tools?
⚖ NoCan AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?
⚖ AlmostCan AI run a small business through a recession?
⚖ AlmostCan AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?
⚖ AlmostCan AI change a diaper at 3am while sleep-deprived?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously manage global nuclear arsenals without human veto?
⚖ NoCan AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?
⚖ AlmostCan AI help in the grieving process by turning old emails photos videos and text messages from the deceased into a personalised chatbot?
⚖ Almost
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.