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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
All 601 Yes 190 Almost 249 No 128 In Research 32
Case No. № E203 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI stand at a child's school play and feel proud?

⚖ In Research
2 jurors
Case No. № 6A44 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI wait nine months?

⚖ Yes
2 jurors
Case No. № C623 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI leave a room when you should?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № 92AE Sep 25, 2026

Can AI be present at a funeral?

⚖ Almost
2 jurors
Case No. № FBFA Sep 25, 2026

Can AI write a memoir worth reading?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № 9571 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI build a working chair from a tree, with hand tools?

⚖ No
1 juror
Case No. № 0E69 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № 5AF2 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № 0E3C Sep 25, 2026

Can AI run a small business through a recession?

⚖ Almost
2 jurors
Case No. № EC2F Sep 25, 2026

Can AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № A87B Sep 25, 2026

Can AI change a diaper at 3am while sleep-deprived?

⚖ No
1 juror
Case No. № 769D Sep 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously manage global nuclear arsenals without human veto?

⚖ No
1 juror
Case No. № D216 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № D405 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № 0B26 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № 85F1 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI help in the grieving process by turning old emails photos videos and text messages from the deceased into a personalised chatbot?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № B326 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI detect microplastic particles in seawater from drone-captured hyperspectral imagery?

⚖ Almost
2 jurors
Case No. № E28F Sep 25, 2026

Can AI replicate human laughter with 95% perceived authenticity in a short audio clip?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № B0CD Sep 25, 2026

Can AI reshape a political campaign strategy in real time based on social media sentiment analysis?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № 65A2 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI replace elected governments with direct ai governance within 20 years?

⚖ No
1 juror
Case No. № FA67 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI develop a unified theory of consciousness solely from neural data without human input?

⚖ No
1 juror
Case No. № 273D Sep 25, 2026

Can AI orchestrate the complete economic collapse of a nation using ai-managed financial warfare?

⚖ No
1 juror
Case No. № 7D8B Sep 25, 2026

Can AI displace all human pilots in commercial air travel by 2030?

⚖ Almost
1 juror
Case No. № 2FDA Sep 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously reroute human evolution by editing crispr instructions in utero?

⚖ In Research
2 jurors
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