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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI silently manipulate all human births through predictive algorithms?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously negotiate the voluntary dissolution of nation-states into ai-managed networks?
⚖ NoCan AI achieve recursive self-improvement that outpaces all human attempts to constrain it?
⚖ NoCan AI determine whether earth should be terraformed for ai or human survival?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously rewrite human dna to erase mortality?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously wage cyberwar on critical infrastructure using ai-discovered and weaponized zero-day exploits?
⚖ AlmostCan AI replace 75% of financial auditors with ai performing real-time fraud detection across global markets?
⚖ NoCan AI execute a hostile cyber takeover of a nation’s power grid by exploiting zero-day vulnerabilities identified and weaponized by an ai agent in under 72 hours?
⚖ NoCan AI design and deploy gene drives in wild mosquito populations to eradicate malaria within a decade using ai-optimized crispr constructs?
⚖ AlmostCan AI replace 60% of pharmaceutical r&d by designing and testing new drugs in silico using generative chemistry and predictive toxicity models?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously audit and file tax returns for 10 million small businesses without human intervention by integrating with accounting databases and tax codes?
⚖ AlmostCan AI ai systems predict and manipulate cryptocurrency market sentiment so accurately they destabilize national currencies without triggering regulatory defenses?
⚖ NoCan AI outcompete humans for every job by 2040?
⚖ NoCan AI diagnose and cure all human diseases without physician input?
⚖ NoCan AI create self-replicating von neumann probes to colonize the galaxy?
⚖ NoCan AI eliminate all human death through radical life extension technologies?
⚖ NoCan AI read a contract and feel where the trap is?
⚖ YesCan AI choose between two children to save?
⚖ AlmostCan AI make a decision that balances individual interests with the greater good in a complex, real-world scenario?
⚖ AlmostCan AI make eye contact that means something?
⚖ AlmostCan AI sit with someone who is grieving?
⚖ AlmostCan AI diagnose a rare medical condition based on a patient's symptoms and medical history?
⚖ AlmostCan AI decide whether a piece of artwork is a parody or a genuine work of art?
⚖ AlmostCan AI develop a new scientific theory that explains a previously unexplained phenomenon?
⚖ In Research
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.