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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI generate a research-paper-quality literature review?
⚖ YesCan AI take my job as translator?
⚖ YesCan AI compose ambient music for sleep apps?
⚖ YesCan AI generate background music for a podcast?
⚖ YesCan AI generate plausible academic abstracts in any field?
⚖ YesCan AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?
⚖ YesCan AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?
⚖ YesCan AI be shot into space and represent humanity?
⚖ YesCan AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?
⚖ YesCan AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?
⚖ YesCan AI understand sex?
⚖ YesCan AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?
⚖ YesCan AI generate a personalized birthday poem?
⚖ YesCan AI write a horoscope or tarot reading?
⚖ YesCan AI generate a 30-second tv ad script?
⚖ YesCan AI write a press release from a one-line brief?
⚖ YesCan AI write blog-post outlines in any niche?
⚖ YesCan AI pass a us driver's-license written exam in all 50 states?
⚖ YesCan AI create a new language?
⚖ YesCan AI recognize human emotions?
⚖ YesCan AI recommend personalised medical treatments based on patient history?
⚖ YesCan AI generate stock-photo-quality images of any subject?
⚖ YesCan AI generate marketing copy in any specified brand voice?
⚖ YesCan AI determine where i am in 10 yes or no questions?
⚖ Yes
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.