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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI diagnose certain rare diseases from electronic health records?
⚖ NæstenCan AI identify sarcasm in written text reliably?
⚖ NæstenCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms for civilian suppression?
⚖ NæstenCan AI design a post-human civilization optimized for machine values?
⚖ NæstenCan AI predict the outcome of a novel legal case by analyzing judge rulings and legal precedents with 90% accuracy?
⚖ NæstenCan AI compose a symphony in the style of mozart that is indistinguishable from an authentic lost work?
⚖ NæstenCan AI trigger warnings or monitor health when it can see what i eat daily on a security camera?
⚖ NæstenCan AI predict the spread of the hanta virus based on news data?
⚖ NæstenCan AI adjust my bedroom lights and alarm clock for the optimal sleep cycle?
⚖ NæstenCan AI create full featured 3d stl models from photos?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate personalized workout and nutrition plans that adapt in real time to biometric feedback?
⚖ NæstenCan AI answer complex medical diagnosis questions at the level of a board-certified physician?
⚖ NæstenCan AI drive a car more safely than the average human on public roads?
⚖ NæstenCan AI develop a system that can detect and respond to a person's emotional state in real-time using only visual cues?
⚖ NæstenCan AI cross moral barriers to sound convincing?
⚖ NæstenCan AI conduct unlimited psychological warfare campaigns on social media at scale?
⚖ NæstenCan AI mediate a conflict between two people with different cultural backgrounds and values?
⚖ NæstenCan AI write a short story that passes a blind literary critic's turing test for emotional depth?
⚖ NæstenCan AI detect depression from subtle changes in facial micro-expressions in video calls?
⚖ NæstenCan AI predict individual stock market movements using alternative data like satellite images and credit card transactions?
⚖ NæstenCan AI detect deepfake videos with higher accuracy than human experts in real time?
⚖ NæstenCan AI develop a system that can accurately predict a person's mental health based on their social media activity?
⚖ NæstenCan AI make a decision about whether to prioritize the well-being of an individual or the well-being of a community in a complex ethical dilemma?
⚖ NæstenCan AI recognize and respond to a person's micro-expressions to understand their true emotional state?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.