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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI autonomously wage cyberwar on critical infrastructure using ai-discovered and weaponized zero-day exploits?
⚖ NæstenCan AI design and deploy gene drives in wild mosquito populations to eradicate malaria within a decade using ai-optimized crispr constructs?
⚖ NæstenCan AI replace 60% of pharmaceutical r&d by designing and testing new drugs in silico using generative chemistry and predictive toxicity models?
⚖ NæstenCan AI autonomously audit and file tax returns for 10 million small businesses without human intervention by integrating with accounting databases and tax codes?
⚖ NæstenCan AI choose between two children to save?
⚖ NæstenCan AI make a decision that balances individual interests with the greater good in a complex, real-world scenario?
⚖ NæstenCan AI make eye contact that means something?
⚖ NæstenCan AI sit with someone who is grieving?
⚖ NæstenCan AI diagnose a rare medical condition based on a patient's symptoms and medical history?
⚖ NæstenCan AI decide whether a piece of artwork is a parody or a genuine work of art?
⚖ NæstenCan AI walk a dog and read its mood?
⚖ NæstenCan AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?
⚖ NæstenCan AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?
⚖ NæstenCan AI fight a fire in a burning building?
⚖ NæstenCan AI leave a room when you should?
⚖ NæstenCan AI be present at a funeral?
⚖ NæstenCan AI write a memoir worth reading?
⚖ NæstenCan AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?
⚖ NæstenCan AI run a small business through a recession?
⚖ NæstenCan AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?
⚖ NæstenCan AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?
⚖ NæstenCan AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?
⚖ NæstenCan AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.