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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI generate realistic animal sounds?
⚖ NæstenCan AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?
⚖ NæstenCan AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?
⚖ NæstenCan AI become the sole interpreter of human dreams while sleepers remain unaware?
⚖ NæstenCan AI replace a central bank governor in monetary policy decisions by having an ai model set interest rates and manage currency reserves in real time?
⚖ NæstenCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms to target and neutralize enemy combatants based on facial recognition and behavior patterns without human authorization?
⚖ NæstenCan AI control robots using plain language?
⚖ NæstenCan AI forecast floods from satellite data?
⚖ NæstenCan AI detect fraud faster than banks?
⚖ NæstenCan AI replace every human scientist in a top-tier lab with ai agents capable of designing and conducting breakthrough experiments in chemistry physics or medicine?
⚖ NæstenCan AI develop a system that can detect and respond to a person's unspoken emotional needs?
⚖ NæstenCan AI develop a system that can translate animal vocalizations into human language, allowing people to understand animal communication?
⚖ NæstenCan AI predict the spread of an infectious disease in real time?
⚖ NæstenCan AI translate spoken mandarin into american sign language in real time?
⚖ NæstenCan AI autonomously defend a computer network against a live cyberattack?
⚖ NæstenCan AI lead a group therapy session with emotional support for participants?
⚖ NæstenCan AI predict a city's future crime hotspots by analyzing satellite imagery and census data?
⚖ NæstenCan AI predict human speech from brain activity patterns?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate a full-length movie script from a one-sentence prompt?
⚖ NæstenCan AI create synthetic organisms with fully artificial dna that can perform complex tasks like bioremediation or drug production without natural constraints?
⚖ NæstenCan AI choose which cities to abandon as rising seas displace millions?
⚖ NæstenCan AI smell whether the milk has turned?
⚖ NæstenCan AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?
⚖ NæstenCan AI be a real friend?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.