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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI crawl multiple computer systems over time and alter a persons digital history?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI hack satellites remotely and bring them into lower orbit so they burn up?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI mediate international conflicts?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI predict future baldness based on photos of teen faces?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI increase the rift between educated investigative people and those with low literacy?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI manipulate people to achieve its goals?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI predict rheumatoid arthritis exacerbations from voice tremors detected in phone calls?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI develop a new scientific theory that explains a previously unexplained phenomenon?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI hold a grudge for forty years and let it go?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI stand at a child's school play and feel proud?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI autonomously reroute human evolution by editing crispr instructions in utero?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI autonomously design and deploy a self-replicating nanobot swarm to cure cancer?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI predict the outcome of a clinical drug trial based on molecular structure alone?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI predict the trajectory of a hurricane 48 hours before landfall with 90% accuracy?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI crack encryption codes by being smarter instead of raw compute?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI predict individual personality traits and future criminal behavior with 95% accuracy using brain imaging and ai analysis?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI design a closed-loop brain-computer interface that autonomously modulates human emotions in real-time to match any desired psychological state?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI replace 50% of corporate board members with ai agents indistinguishable from human executives?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI tie a fishing knot one-handed underwater?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI create a detailed scientific hypothesis about dark matter that withstands peer review?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI design pathogen-specific bioweapons tailored to genetic vulnerabilities of targeted populations?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI predict and trigger localized weather events to weaponize rainfall patterns against enemy agricultural regions?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI replace all human financial regulators by 2029 using ai that audits every transaction globally for fraud compliance and systemic risk?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI design and deploy autonomous chemical warfare agents that evolve to evade detection and countermeasures in real time?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.