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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI stand at a child's school play and feel proud?
⚖ À l'étudeCan AI wait nine months?
⚖ OuiCan AI leave a room when you should?
⚖ PresqueCan AI be present at a funeral?
⚖ PresqueCan AI write a memoir worth reading?
⚖ PresqueCan AI build a working chair from a tree, with hand tools?
⚖ NonCan AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?
⚖ PresqueCan AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?
⚖ PresqueCan AI run a small business through a recession?
⚖ PresqueCan AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?
⚖ PresqueCan AI change a diaper at 3am while sleep-deprived?
⚖ NonCan AI autonomously manage global nuclear arsenals without human veto?
⚖ NonCan AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?
⚖ PresqueCan AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?
⚖ PresqueCan AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?
⚖ PresqueCan AI help in the grieving process by turning old emails photos videos and text messages from the deceased into a personalised chatbot?
⚖ PresqueCan AI detect microplastic particles in seawater from drone-captured hyperspectral imagery?
⚖ PresqueCan AI replicate human laughter with 95% perceived authenticity in a short audio clip?
⚖ PresqueCan AI reshape a political campaign strategy in real time based on social media sentiment analysis?
⚖ PresqueCan AI replace elected governments with direct ai governance within 20 years?
⚖ NonCan AI develop a unified theory of consciousness solely from neural data without human input?
⚖ NonCan AI orchestrate the complete economic collapse of a nation using ai-managed financial warfare?
⚖ NonCan AI displace all human pilots in commercial air travel by 2030?
⚖ PresqueCan AI autonomously reroute human evolution by editing crispr instructions in utero?
⚖ À l'étude
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.