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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 53CF sept. 26, 2026

Can AI generate a credible documentary voiceover?

⚖ Oui
Case No. № DE44 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI identify sarcasm in written text reliably?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № 466B sept. 26, 2026

Can AI generate a 3d model from a text prompt?

⚖ Oui
Case No. № 62BB sept. 26, 2026

Can AI predict all future human civilizations will collapse within 50 years?

⚖ Non
Case No. № AB38 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI choose which human cultures survive in a global ai governance system?

⚖ Non
Case No. № ECCC sept. 26, 2026

Can AI autonomously decide to terminate human civilization?

⚖ Non
Case No. № 3EB8 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI autonomously deploy drone swarms for civilian suppression?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № 25A2 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI choose which human cultures to preserve or erase?

⚖ Non
Case No. № 78B4 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI regulate human reproduction to optimize species survival?

⚖ Non
Case No. № 3DE8 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI predict and prevent human technological senescence?

⚖ Non
Case No. № 8BEA sept. 26, 2026

Can AI design a post-human civilization optimized for machine values?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № 4319 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI generate a functional 5-minute stand-up comedy routine tailored to a specific audience demographic?

⚖ Oui
Case No. № 7C05 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI identify a person’s dominant personality traits from a 30-second writing sample with accuracy rivaling trained psychologists?

⚖ Non
Case No. № 72DB sept. 26, 2026

Can AI predict the outcome of a novel legal case by analyzing judge rulings and legal precedents with 90% accuracy?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № 8F03 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI compose a symphony in the style of mozart that is indistinguishable from an authentic lost work?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № 2F45 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI trigger warnings or monitor health when it can see what i eat daily on a security camera?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № B064 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI detect adultery based on changing patterns in data available to a spouse?

⚖ Non
Case No. № A7DB sept. 26, 2026

Can AI predict the spread of the hanta virus based on news data?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № CC8C sept. 26, 2026

Can AI predict future baldness based on photos of teen faces?

⚖ À l'étude
Case No. № 0AB2 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI adjust my bedroom lights and alarm clock for the optimal sleep cycle?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № 4DCD sept. 26, 2026

Can AI create full featured 3d stl models from photos?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № 6721 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI autonomously trigger a controlled human population collapse?

⚖ Non
Case No. № 4559 sept. 26, 2026

Can AI generate personalized workout and nutrition plans that adapt in real time to biometric feedback?

⚖ Presque
Case No. № 4C6C sept. 26, 2026

Can AI answer complex medical diagnosis questions at the level of a board-certified physician?

⚖ Presque
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
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