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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?
⚖ NoCan AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?
⚖ NoCan AI develop a personalized exercise plan that takes into account a person's emotional state?
⚖ SìCan AI smell whether the milk has turned?
⚖ QuasiCan AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?
⚖ QuasiCan AI be a real friend?
⚖ QuasiCan AI improvise a believable cover story under pressure?
⚖ SìCan AI defuse a tense family dinner?
⚖ QuasiCan AI fall in love and stay in love?
⚖ SìCan AI tie a fishing knot one-handed underwater?
⚖ In esameCan AI generate a joke that is funny to a crowd of people from a different culture?
⚖ QuasiCan AI catch a fish from a riverbank with a hand-cut spear?
⚖ NoCan AI play piano with the touch of a master?
⚖ QuasiCan AI distinguish between a sarcastic comment and a genuine one in a conversation?
⚖ QuasiCan AI decide what is worth dying for?
⚖ NoCan AI predict protein folding structures from amino acid sequences?
⚖ SìCan AI explain a complex scientific theory to a child?
⚖ SìCan AI train someone to get a higher iq?
⚖ NoCan AI check an electrical blueprint for errors?
⚖ QuasiCan AI negotiate a corporate merger between two fortune 500 companies in real time using email and video calls?
⚖ NoCan AI create a pcb from an electrical blueprint?
⚖ QuasiCan AI generate a personalized diet plan that doubles user compliance for weight loss within six months?
⚖ NoCan AI design a simple building architectually sound?
⚖ QuasiCan AI decipher enigma code?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
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