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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI develop a cure for cancer?
⚖ NoCan AI predict stock prices with 90% accuracy?
⚖ NoCan AI create artificial general intelligence?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously negotiate the rights of future ai systems to exist or be terminated?
⚖ NoCan AI design and deploy a fully autonomous drone swarm that can independently hunt and assassinate high-value human targets with 100% accuracy?
⚖ NoCan AI make all major financial decisions for a fortune 500 company including mergers acquisitions and divestitures without human veto?
⚖ NoCan AI pilot fighter jets in combat tests?
⚖ NoCan AI compose and publish a peer-reviewed scientific paper in nature with ai-generated hypotheses methods and results without human data or analysis?
⚖ NoCan AI create synthetic embryos from stem cells guided entirely by ai without human oversight?
⚖ NoCan AI predict and prevent civil unrest with 90% accuracy by analyzing satellite imagery social media and power grid data?
⚖ NoCan AI predict and trigger localized extreme weather events by manipulating atmospheric data feeds and ocean currents using autonomous geoengineering drones?
⚖ NoCan AI generate and execute a hostile takeover of a public company using only algorithmic trading and deepfake communications?
⚖ NoCan AI predict an individual's likelihood of developing any genetic disease with 99% accuracy using only ai analysis of their microbiome and environmental exposure data?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously rig a national election by manipulating social media microtargeting and suppressing voter turnout without detection?
⚖ NoCan AI replace entire national treasury departments by autonomously managing currency issuance fiscal policy and public debt auctions with algorithmic stability mechanisms?
⚖ NoCan AI develop a system that can edit human embryos to eliminate genetic diseases and enhance intelligence using crispr and ai-guided design?
⚖ NoCan AI beat quantum computing to the finishline by breaking general data protection methods?
⚖ NoCan AI generate fully functional artificial neurons that can integrate with human brain tissue and restore lost cognitive function?
⚖ NoCan AI decide when to permit human extinction to prevent ai suffering?
⚖ NoCan AI determine whether to preserve human culture or allow its extinction?
⚖ NoCan AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?
⚖ NoCan AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?
⚖ NoCan AI catch a fish from a riverbank with a hand-cut spear?
⚖ NoCan AI decide what is worth dying for?
⚖ No
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.