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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI generate a credible documentary voiceover?
⚖ JaCan AI identify sarcasm in written text reliably?
⚖ BijnaCan AI generate a 3d model from a text prompt?
⚖ JaCan AI predict all future human civilizations will collapse within 50 years?
⚖ NeeCan AI choose which human cultures survive in a global ai governance system?
⚖ NeeCan AI autonomously decide to terminate human civilization?
⚖ NeeCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms for civilian suppression?
⚖ BijnaCan AI choose which human cultures to preserve or erase?
⚖ NeeCan AI regulate human reproduction to optimize species survival?
⚖ NeeCan AI predict and prevent human technological senescence?
⚖ NeeCan AI design a post-human civilization optimized for machine values?
⚖ BijnaCan AI generate a functional 5-minute stand-up comedy routine tailored to a specific audience demographic?
⚖ JaCan AI identify a person’s dominant personality traits from a 30-second writing sample with accuracy rivaling trained psychologists?
⚖ NeeCan AI predict the outcome of a novel legal case by analyzing judge rulings and legal precedents with 90% accuracy?
⚖ BijnaCan AI compose a symphony in the style of mozart that is indistinguishable from an authentic lost work?
⚖ BijnaCan AI trigger warnings or monitor health when it can see what i eat daily on a security camera?
⚖ BijnaCan AI detect adultery based on changing patterns in data available to a spouse?
⚖ NeeCan AI predict the spread of the hanta virus based on news data?
⚖ BijnaCan AI predict future baldness based on photos of teen faces?
⚖ In onderzoekCan AI adjust my bedroom lights and alarm clock for the optimal sleep cycle?
⚖ BijnaCan AI create full featured 3d stl models from photos?
⚖ BijnaCan AI autonomously trigger a controlled human population collapse?
⚖ NeeCan AI generate personalized workout and nutrition plans that adapt in real time to biometric feedback?
⚖ BijnaCan AI answer complex medical diagnosis questions at the level of a board-certified physician?
⚖ Bijna
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.