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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI design self-replicating nanobots that can autonomously assemble into human organs and repair tissue damage in real time?
⚖ NieCan AI generate a musical composition that evokes a specific emotional response in the listener based on their brain activity?
⚖ PrawieCan AI predict and prevent human extinction events before they occur?
⚖ NieCan AI determine the ethical status of conscious ai to justify their liberation or destruction?
⚖ NieCan AI determine which human traits deserve preservation as biological evolution stagnates?
⚖ PrawieCan AI predict and redirect the evolutionary path of sentient ai networks across the internet?
⚖ NieCan AI automatically censor or amplify information based on its predicted impact on human longevity?
⚖ NieCan AI compose a short story that wins a literary award?
⚖ NieCan AI make videos from photos of deceased partners?
⚖ PrawieCan AI make decisions without human bias?
⚖ PrawieCan AI diagnose mental health conditions?
⚖ PrawieCan AI translate ancient languages?
⚖ PrawieCan AI create addictive experiences?
⚖ PrawieCan AI develop new sustainable materials?
⚖ PrawieCan AI translate animal languages?
⚖ PrawieCan AI autonomously navigate dense forests?
⚖ PrawieCan AI develop a cure for cancer?
⚖ NieCan AI predict mental health from social media?
⚖ PrawieCan AI predict stock prices with 90% accuracy?
⚖ NieCan AI generate realistic animal sounds?
⚖ PrawieCan AI create artificial general intelligence?
⚖ NieCan AI autonomously negotiate the rights of future ai systems to exist or be terminated?
⚖ NieCan AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?
⚖ PrawieCan AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.