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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI run a robotic arm through a cooking recipe in a controlled kitchen?
⚖ SimCan AI solve coding interview questions at faang-hire level?
⚖ SimCan AI generate functional sql from natural-language questions?
⚖ SimCan AI translate spoken speech in real time across major languages?
⚖ SimCan AI read a financial earnings report and summarize key risks?
⚖ SimCan AI help eradicate certain diseases purely by helping medical staff act early upon data anaysis?
⚖ SimCan AI tap into my nerve pathways and detect what motion my hand makes?
⚖ SimCan AI decide my most fertile period of the month based on data i feed it?
⚖ SimCan AI generate a research-paper-quality literature review?
⚖ SimCan AI take my job as translator?
⚖ SimCan AI compose ambient music for sleep apps?
⚖ SimCan AI generate background music for a podcast?
⚖ SimCan AI generate plausible academic abstracts in any field?
⚖ SimCan AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?
⚖ SimCan AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?
⚖ SimCan AI be shot into space and represent humanity?
⚖ SimCan AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?
⚖ SimCan AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?
⚖ SimCan AI understand sex?
⚖ SimCan AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?
⚖ SimCan AI generate a personalized birthday poem?
⚖ SimCan AI write a horoscope or tarot reading?
⚖ SimCan AI generate a 30-second tv ad script?
⚖ SimCan AI write a press release from a one-line brief?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.