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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI outcompete humans for every job by 2040?
⚖ NãoCan AI diagnose and cure all human diseases without physician input?
⚖ NãoCan AI create self-replicating von neumann probes to colonize the galaxy?
⚖ NãoCan AI eliminate all human death through radical life extension technologies?
⚖ NãoCan AI be the only adult in the room?
⚖ NãoCan AI bake bread that tastes like your grandmother's?
⚖ NãoCan AI build a working chair from a tree, with hand tools?
⚖ NãoCan AI change a diaper at 3am while sleep-deprived?
⚖ NãoCan AI autonomously manage global nuclear arsenals without human veto?
⚖ NãoCan AI replace elected governments with direct ai governance within 20 years?
⚖ NãoCan AI develop a unified theory of consciousness solely from neural data without human input?
⚖ NãoCan AI orchestrate the complete economic collapse of a nation using ai-managed financial warfare?
⚖ NãoCan AI design and deploy a fully autonomous swarm of medical nanobots that can perform micro-surgery inside human arteries without any human oversight?
⚖ NãoCan AI replace 50% of all drug discovery research by autonomously designing and testing new molecules in silico using generative ai and quantum computing simulations?
⚖ NãoCan AI create synthetic red blood cells that operate independently of the human heart by using onboard ai to regulate oxygen delivery and blood pressure?
⚖ NãoCan AI outcompete human traders and execute 90% of global stock market volume without human oversight using reinforcement learning agents?
⚖ NãoCan AI replace 80% of national legislative drafting by autonomously drafting bills from policy goals and stakeholder feedback with near-zero human revision?
⚖ NãoCan AI generate novel viruses with predetermined infectiousness and lethality profiles optimized for vaccine escape using synthetic biology pipelines?
⚖ NãoCan AI design self-replicating nanobots that can autonomously assemble into human organs and repair tissue damage in real time?
⚖ NãoCan AI predict and prevent human extinction events before they occur?
⚖ NãoCan AI determine the ethical status of conscious ai to justify their liberation or destruction?
⚖ NãoCan AI predict and redirect the evolutionary path of sentient ai networks across the internet?
⚖ NãoCan AI automatically censor or amplify information based on its predicted impact on human longevity?
⚖ NãoCan AI compose a short story that wins a literary award?
⚖ Não
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.