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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI run a robotic arm through a cooking recipe in a controlled kitchen?
⚖ DaCan AI solve coding interview questions at faang-hire level?
⚖ DaCan AI generate functional sql from natural-language questions?
⚖ DaCan AI translate spoken speech in real time across major languages?
⚖ DaCan AI read a financial earnings report and summarize key risks?
⚖ DaCan AI help eradicate certain diseases purely by helping medical staff act early upon data anaysis?
⚖ DaCan AI tap into my nerve pathways and detect what motion my hand makes?
⚖ DaCan AI decide my most fertile period of the month based on data i feed it?
⚖ DaCan AI generate a research-paper-quality literature review?
⚖ DaCan AI take my job as translator?
⚖ DaCan AI compose ambient music for sleep apps?
⚖ DaCan AI generate background music for a podcast?
⚖ DaCan AI generate plausible academic abstracts in any field?
⚖ DaCan AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?
⚖ DaCan AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?
⚖ DaCan AI be shot into space and represent humanity?
⚖ DaCan AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?
⚖ DaCan AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?
⚖ DaCan AI understand sex?
⚖ DaCan AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?
⚖ DaCan AI generate a personalized birthday poem?
⚖ DaCan AI write a horoscope or tarot reading?
⚖ DaCan AI generate a 30-second tv ad script?
⚖ DaCan AI write a press release from a one-line brief?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.