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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI develop a new scientific theory that explains a previously unexplained phenomenon?
⚖ În cercetareCan AI hold a grudge for forty years and let it go?
⚖ În cercetareCan AI walk a dog and read its mood?
⚖ AproapeCan AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?
⚖ AproapeCan AI apologize and mean it?
⚖ DaCan AI be the only adult in the room?
⚖ NuCan AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?
⚖ AproapeCan AI bake bread that tastes like your grandmother's?
⚖ NuCan AI fight a fire in a burning building?
⚖ AproapeCan AI stand at a child's school play and feel proud?
⚖ În cercetareCan AI wait nine months?
⚖ DaCan AI leave a room when you should?
⚖ AproapeCan AI be present at a funeral?
⚖ AproapeCan AI write a memoir worth reading?
⚖ AproapeCan AI build a working chair from a tree, with hand tools?
⚖ NuCan AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?
⚖ AproapeCan AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?
⚖ AproapeCan AI run a small business through a recession?
⚖ AproapeCan AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?
⚖ AproapeCan AI change a diaper at 3am while sleep-deprived?
⚖ NuCan AI autonomously manage global nuclear arsenals without human veto?
⚖ NuCan AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?
⚖ AproapeCan AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?
⚖ AproapeCan AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.