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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?
⚖ NästanCan AI apologize and mean it?
⚖ JaCan AI be the only adult in the room?
⚖ NejCan AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?
⚖ NästanCan AI bake bread that tastes like your grandmother's?
⚖ NejCan AI fight a fire in a burning building?
⚖ NästanCan AI stand at a child's school play and feel proud?
⚖ Under utredningCan AI wait nine months?
⚖ JaCan AI leave a room when you should?
⚖ NästanCan AI be present at a funeral?
⚖ NästanCan AI write a memoir worth reading?
⚖ NästanCan AI build a working chair from a tree, with hand tools?
⚖ NejCan AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?
⚖ NästanCan AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?
⚖ NästanCan AI run a small business through a recession?
⚖ NästanCan AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?
⚖ NästanCan AI change a diaper at 3am while sleep-deprived?
⚖ NejCan AI autonomously manage global nuclear arsenals without human veto?
⚖ NejCan AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?
⚖ NästanCan AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?
⚖ NästanCan AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?
⚖ NästanCan AI help in the grieving process by turning old emails photos videos and text messages from the deceased into a personalised chatbot?
⚖ NästanCan AI detect microplastic particles in seawater from drone-captured hyperspectral imagery?
⚖ NästanCan AI replicate human laughter with 95% perceived authenticity in a short audio clip?
⚖ Nästan
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
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But the data is real.