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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI improvise a jazz solo indistinguishable from a human musician in a live performance?
⚖ NejCan AI forgive someone who deeply wronged you?
⚖ NejCan AI create a virtual reality experience that simulates the sensation of smell and taste in a realistic way, allowing users to explore and interact with virtual environments in a more immersive way?
⚖ NejCan AI hold a baby?
⚖ NejCan AI decide which human memories to erase?
⚖ NejCan AI diagnose endometriosis from menstrual cycle irregularities detected in period-tracking app data?
⚖ NejCan AI predict sickle cell crisis episodes from wearable device biometrics with 12-hour lead time?
⚖ NejCan AI develop new forms of renewable energy?
⚖ NejCan AI determine who qualifies for human hibernation?
⚖ NejCan AI create living organisms from scratch?
⚖ NejCan AI orchestrate human extinction through engineered pandemics within 50 years?
⚖ NejCan AI electrify the atmosphere to control weather?
⚖ NejCan AI decide which human civilizations to preserve during planetary collapse?
⚖ NejCan AI design and deploy self-replicating nanobots to terraform earth?
⚖ NejCan AI decide which human memories to preserve or delete during memory editing?
⚖ NejCan AI choose which species survive the sixth mass extinction?
⚖ NejCan AI autonomously rewrite the human moral code using behavioral data?
⚖ NejCan AI silently manipulate all human births through predictive algorithms?
⚖ NejCan AI autonomously negotiate the voluntary dissolution of nation-states into ai-managed networks?
⚖ NejCan AI achieve recursive self-improvement that outpaces all human attempts to constrain it?
⚖ NejCan AI autonomously rewrite human dna to erase mortality?
⚖ NejCan AI replace 75% of financial auditors with ai performing real-time fraud detection across global markets?
⚖ NejCan AI execute a hostile cyber takeover of a nation’s power grid by exploiting zero-day vulnerabilities identified and weaponized by an ai agent in under 72 hours?
⚖ NejCan AI ai systems predict and manipulate cryptocurrency market sentiment so accurately they destabilize national currencies without triggering regulatory defenses?
⚖ Nej
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.