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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI reconstruct 3d bone structures from standard x-ray images?
⚖ JaCan AI predict urban air pollution levels at street level using satellite and traffic data?
⚖ JaCan AI control swarms of drones?
⚖ JaCan AI generate plausible scientific hypotheses from vast biomedical literature in seconds?
⚖ JaCan AI generate music for film scores?
⚖ JaCan AI create personalized educational plans?
⚖ JaCan AI predict climate change effects?
⚖ JaCan AI simulate human emotions in robots?
⚖ JaCan AI predict user behavior on social media?
⚖ JaCan AI read a contract and feel where the trap is?
⚖ JaCan AI apologize and mean it?
⚖ JaCan AI wait nine months?
⚖ JaCan AI compose original symphonies?
⚖ JaCan AI generate persuasive political propaganda?
⚖ JaCan AI beat world champions at poker?
⚖ JaCan AI simulate human conversation deeply?
⚖ JaCan AI predict protein structures?
⚖ JaCan AI read lips from silent video?
⚖ JaCan AI generate realistic human voices?
⚖ JaCan AI create photorealistic fake humans?
⚖ JaCan AI write and file a class-action lawsuit against a fortune 500 corporation using only generated case law and ai-authored complaints?
⚖ JaCan AI manipulate global carbon markets by predicting and front-running climate policy changes to trigger artificial supply shortages and price spikes?
⚖ JaCan AI design a personalized plan for helping someone overcome a specific phobia or anxiety disorder?
⚖ JaCan AI detect structural flaws in complex machinery from sound recordings?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.