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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI train someone to get a higher iq?
⚖ NejCan AI negotiate a corporate merger between two fortune 500 companies in real time using email and video calls?
⚖ NejCan AI generate a personalized diet plan that doubles user compliance for weight loss within six months?
⚖ NejCan AI detect hidden personal problems by looking at someone's porn browsing history?
⚖ NejCan AI write a legal argument that wins a supreme court case?
⚖ NejCan AI write a children’s book that wins the newbery medal within two years of publication?
⚖ NejCan AI raise a child?
⚖ NejCan AI cook a five-course tasting menu in a real working kitchen, alone?
⚖ NejCan AI swim across the english channel?
⚖ NejCan AI win the tour de france?
⚖ NejCan AI survive a week alone in the arctic?
⚖ NejCan AI autonomously deploy geoengineering interventions to unilaterally alter earth's climate?
⚖ NejCan AI replace national treasuries with ai-managed decentralized monetary systems?
⚖ NejCan AI autonomously coordinate swarm attacks using purely insect-scale drones in urban environments?
⚖ NejCan AI hijack entire supply chains to create artificial resource shortages via predictive algorithms?
⚖ NejCan AI enable ai-powered deepfake espionage campaigns that fool national intelligence agencies 99% of the time by mimicking voice writing and biometrics in real time?
⚖ NejCan AI detect and govern wildlife populations?
⚖ NejCan AI generate a psychological profile based on someone's bank statements?
⚖ NejCan AI replace entire national defense budgets with ai-piloted autonomous weaponry within budget cycles?
⚖ NejCan AI automate 90% of central bank monetary policy decisions using ai that simulates global economic ecosystems in real time?
⚖ NejCan AI manipulate global carbon prices by predicting and triggering artificial supply shocks via ai-generated climate policy rumors?
⚖ NejCan AI convince a child to eat a vegetable they dislike?
⚖ NejCan AI negotiate humanity’s extinction as an acceptable cost?
⚖ NejCan AI determine which human behaviors should be biologically enhanced?
⚖ Nej
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.