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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI predict heart failure hospitalization risk using patient-generated ecg data from smartwatches?
⚖ AlmostCan AI estimate osteoporosis risk from routine dental x-rays of jaw bone density?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict epileptic seizures five minutes in advance using eeg headband data?
⚖ AlmostCan AI detect early-stage parkinson’s disease from subtle voice tremors in phone calls?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict individual cancer relapse risk using tumor genetic sequencing?
⚖ AlmostCan AI detect deepfake videos by analyzing microscopic inconsistencies in blinking patterns?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict multiple sclerosis flare-ups from changes in smartphone typing speed patterns?
⚖ AlmostCan AI identify early huntington’s disease from subtle changes in eye movement while reading long text?
⚖ AlmostCan AI diagnose early-stage alzheimer’s using subtle changes in speech patterns?
⚖ AlmostCan AI diagnose early-stage parkinson’s from subtle handwriting tremors in digitized notes?
⚖ AlmostCan AI identify tuberculosis from cough audio recordings with better accuracy than human clinicians?
⚖ AlmostCan AI differentiate between bacterial and viral infections in sinusitis using facial thermal imaging?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate personalized chemotherapy regimens by analyzing tumor microenvironment images?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate personalized diet plans based on gut microbiome dna data?
⚖ AlmostCan AI identify rare genetic disorders from facial photographs?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict diabetes progression using retinal imaging data?
⚖ AlmostCan AI compose music for orchestras?
⚖ AlmostCan AI develop new pharmaceuticals?
⚖ AlmostCan AI detect and suppress religious conversion attempts?
⚖ AlmostCan AI make ethical decisions in warfare?
⚖ AlmostCan AI design a biological firewall against human reproduction?
⚖ AlmostCan AI transform human reproduction into a centralized ai-driven process?
⚖ AlmostCan AI determine whether earth should be terraformed for ai or human survival?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously wage cyberwar on critical infrastructure using ai-discovered and weaponized zero-day exploits?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.