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Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № A3ED Sep 25, 2026

Can AI design and deploy gene drives in wild mosquito populations to eradicate malaria within a decade using ai-optimized crispr constructs?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 6463 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI replace 60% of pharmaceutical r&d by designing and testing new drugs in silico using generative chemistry and predictive toxicity models?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № AE31 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously audit and file tax returns for 10 million small businesses without human intervention by integrating with accounting databases and tax codes?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 4370 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI choose between two children to save?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № F310 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI make a decision that balances individual interests with the greater good in a complex, real-world scenario?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № F037 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI make eye contact that means something?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 7D3E Sep 25, 2026

Can AI sit with someone who is grieving?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 4A32 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI diagnose a rare medical condition based on a patient's symptoms and medical history?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № B3B3 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI decide whether a piece of artwork is a parody or a genuine work of art?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 9B2D Sep 25, 2026

Can AI walk a dog and read its mood?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 0C8B Sep 25, 2026

Can AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № F3CB Sep 25, 2026

Can AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 0C84 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI fight a fire in a burning building?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № C623 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI leave a room when you should?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 92AE Sep 25, 2026

Can AI be present at a funeral?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № FBFA Sep 25, 2026

Can AI write a memoir worth reading?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 0E69 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 5AF2 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 0E3C Sep 25, 2026

Can AI run a small business through a recession?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № EC2F Sep 25, 2026

Can AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № D216 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № D405 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 0B26 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?

⚖ Almost
Case No. № 85F1 Sep 25, 2026

Can AI help in the grieving process by turning old emails photos videos and text messages from the deceased into a personalised chatbot?

⚖ Almost
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
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