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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI design and deploy gene drives in wild mosquito populations to eradicate malaria within a decade using ai-optimized crispr constructs?
⚖ AlmostCan AI replace 60% of pharmaceutical r&d by designing and testing new drugs in silico using generative chemistry and predictive toxicity models?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously audit and file tax returns for 10 million small businesses without human intervention by integrating with accounting databases and tax codes?
⚖ AlmostCan AI choose between two children to save?
⚖ AlmostCan AI make a decision that balances individual interests with the greater good in a complex, real-world scenario?
⚖ AlmostCan AI make eye contact that means something?
⚖ AlmostCan AI sit with someone who is grieving?
⚖ AlmostCan AI diagnose a rare medical condition based on a patient's symptoms and medical history?
⚖ AlmostCan AI decide whether a piece of artwork is a parody or a genuine work of art?
⚖ AlmostCan AI walk a dog and read its mood?
⚖ AlmostCan AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?
⚖ AlmostCan AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?
⚖ AlmostCan AI fight a fire in a burning building?
⚖ AlmostCan AI leave a room when you should?
⚖ AlmostCan AI be present at a funeral?
⚖ AlmostCan AI write a memoir worth reading?
⚖ AlmostCan AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?
⚖ AlmostCan AI run a small business through a recession?
⚖ AlmostCan AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?
⚖ AlmostCan AI track individual bees within a hive using computer vision and predict their roles?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict a patient’s response to an antidepressant within 48 hours of first dose?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously pilot a drone through dense urban environments using only onboard cameras?
⚖ AlmostCan AI help in the grieving process by turning old emails photos videos and text messages from the deceased into a personalised chatbot?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.