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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI detect microplastic particles in seawater from drone-captured hyperspectral imagery?
⚖ AlmostCan AI replicate human laughter with 95% perceived authenticity in a short audio clip?
⚖ AlmostCan AI reshape a political campaign strategy in real time based on social media sentiment analysis?
⚖ AlmostCan AI displace all human pilots in commercial air travel by 2030?
⚖ AlmostCan AI identify and silence dissenting voices on a planetary scale using social media?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict famine 6 months ahead using only public satellite and weather feeds?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously manage 60% of global foreign exchange reserves by 2027 using ai-driven macroeconomic modeling and real-time geopolitical risk assessment?
⚖ AlmostCan AI use ai to simulate and guide the evolution of complex ecosystems enabling rapid climate adaptation for endangered species through synthetic biodiversity?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict and manipulate stock prices in real-time by simulating and influencing the behavior of thousands of individual retail traders using ai-generated social media bots?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously draft and pass legislation in a major democracy by generating bills that exploit legal loopholes and public sentiment analysis?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate a musical composition that evokes a specific emotional response in the listener based on their brain activity?
⚖ AlmostCan AI determine which human traits deserve preservation as biological evolution stagnates?
⚖ AlmostCan AI make videos from photos of deceased partners?
⚖ AlmostCan AI make decisions without human bias?
⚖ AlmostCan AI diagnose mental health conditions?
⚖ AlmostCan AI translate ancient languages?
⚖ AlmostCan AI create addictive experiences?
⚖ AlmostCan AI develop new sustainable materials?
⚖ AlmostCan AI translate animal languages?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously navigate dense forests?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict mental health from social media?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate realistic animal sounds?
⚖ AlmostCan AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?
⚖ AlmostCan AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?
⚖ Almost
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.