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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI design and deploy gene drives in wild mosquito populations to eradicate malaria within a decade using ai-optimized crispr constructs?
⚖ NæstenCan AI replace 60% of pharmaceutical r&d by designing and testing new drugs in silico using generative chemistry and predictive toxicity models?
⚖ NæstenCan AI autonomously audit and file tax returns for 10 million small businesses without human intervention by integrating with accounting databases and tax codes?
⚖ NæstenCan AI ai systems predict and manipulate cryptocurrency market sentiment so accurately they destabilize national currencies without triggering regulatory defenses?
⚖ NejCan AI outcompete humans for every job by 2040?
⚖ NejCan AI diagnose and cure all human diseases without physician input?
⚖ NejCan AI create self-replicating von neumann probes to colonize the galaxy?
⚖ NejCan AI eliminate all human death through radical life extension technologies?
⚖ NejCan AI read a contract and feel where the trap is?
⚖ JaCan AI choose between two children to save?
⚖ NæstenCan AI make a decision that balances individual interests with the greater good in a complex, real-world scenario?
⚖ NæstenCan AI make eye contact that means something?
⚖ NæstenCan AI sit with someone who is grieving?
⚖ NæstenCan AI diagnose a rare medical condition based on a patient's symptoms and medical history?
⚖ NæstenCan AI decide whether a piece of artwork is a parody or a genuine work of art?
⚖ NæstenCan AI develop a new scientific theory that explains a previously unexplained phenomenon?
⚖ Under undersøgelseCan AI hold a grudge for forty years and let it go?
⚖ Under undersøgelseCan AI walk a dog and read its mood?
⚖ NæstenCan AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?
⚖ NæstenCan AI apologize and mean it?
⚖ JaCan AI be the only adult in the room?
⚖ NejCan AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?
⚖ NæstenCan AI bake bread that tastes like your grandmother's?
⚖ NejCan AI fight a fire in a burning building?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.