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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?
⚖ JaCan AI communicate with plants in any way shape or form?
⚖ NejCan AI develop safe and non addictive mind-altering substances, psychedelics or hallucinogens for science and recreation?
⚖ NæstenCan AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?
⚖ JaCan AI enhance and accelarate human evolution?
⚖ NejCan AI be shot into space and represent humanity?
⚖ JaCan AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?
⚖ JaCan AI forge passport photo images and fake an avatar to fool identification methods?
⚖ NæstenCan AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?
⚖ JaCan AI interpret pet behaviour based on sound or video?
⚖ NæstenCan AI understand sex?
⚖ JaCan AI create healtier processed foods with the same taste?
⚖ NæstenCan AI listen to keystrokes and know what i type on my keyboard?
⚖ NæstenCan AI pilot small drones in formation through a forest autonomously?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?
⚖ JaCan AI generate a personalized birthday poem?
⚖ JaCan AI write a horoscope or tarot reading?
⚖ JaCan AI generate a 30-second tv ad script?
⚖ JaCan AI generate end-to-end agent workflows from natural-language goals?
⚖ NæstenCan AI write a press release from a one-line brief?
⚖ JaCan AI write blog-post outlines in any niche?
⚖ JaCan AI pass a us driver's-license written exam in all 50 states?
⚖ JaCan AI mediate international conflicts?
⚖ Under undersøgelseCan AI understand humor?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.