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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI detect voter fraud by analyzing patterns in absentee ballot signatures across?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate a children's-book-quality illustration from a description?
⚖ JaCan AI beat trained humans at lip-reading?
⚖ JaCan AI generate believable phishing emails personalized to a target?
⚖ JaCan AI roleplay as a fictional character convincingly for hours?
⚖ JaCan AI outperform humans at predicting protein-protein interactions?
⚖ NæstenCan AI diagnose certain rare diseases from electronic health records?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate a credible documentary voiceover?
⚖ JaCan AI identify sarcasm in written text reliably?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate a 3d model from a text prompt?
⚖ JaCan AI predict all future human civilizations will collapse within 50 years?
⚖ NejCan AI choose which human cultures survive in a global ai governance system?
⚖ NejCan AI autonomously decide to terminate human civilization?
⚖ NejCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms for civilian suppression?
⚖ NæstenCan AI choose which human cultures to preserve or erase?
⚖ NejCan AI regulate human reproduction to optimize species survival?
⚖ NejCan AI predict and prevent human technological senescence?
⚖ NejCan AI design a post-human civilization optimized for machine values?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate a functional 5-minute stand-up comedy routine tailored to a specific audience demographic?
⚖ JaCan AI identify a person’s dominant personality traits from a 30-second writing sample with accuracy rivaling trained psychologists?
⚖ NejCan AI predict the outcome of a novel legal case by analyzing judge rulings and legal precedents with 90% accuracy?
⚖ NæstenCan AI compose a symphony in the style of mozart that is indistinguishable from an authentic lost work?
⚖ NæstenCan AI trigger warnings or monitor health when it can see what i eat daily on a security camera?
⚖ NæstenCan AI detect adultery based on changing patterns in data available to a spouse?
⚖ Nej
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.