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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI outperform radiologists at certain tumor-detection benchmarks?
⚖ JaCan AI translate poetry while preserving rhyme and meter?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate code review comments on production pull requests?
⚖ JaCan AI generate a full website mockup from a one-paragraph description?
⚖ JaCan AI land a rocket booster on a moving barge?
⚖ JaCan AI identify depression markers in writing samples?
⚖ JaCan AI pilot a small drone autonomously through obstacles?
⚖ JaCan AI generate functional podcast scripts from a topic outline?
⚖ JaCan AI identify dog breeds from photos at expert level?
⚖ JaCan AI identify plant species from leaf photographs?
⚖ JaCan AI generate a 60-second commercial-quality video from a prompt?
⚖ NæstenCan AI solve a rubik's cube in under a second with a robot?
⚖ JaCan AI generate plausible synthetic training data for ml models?
⚖ JaCan AI identify a specific painting from a 100-pixel thumbnail?
⚖ NæstenCan AI generate animated character motion from a rough sketch?
⚖ NæstenCan AI detect fraudulent credit-card transactions in real time?
⚖ JaCan AI clone a voice convincingly from a 30-second sample?
⚖ JaCan AI identify bird species from a 1-second audio clip?
⚖ NæstenCan AI represent a minority to give it more weight and skills in politics?
⚖ NæstenCan AI be a fair and honest politician?
⚖ NejCan AI compose a pop song with verse, chorus, bridge, and full instrumentation?
⚖ JaCan AI score in the top 1% on math contests up to amc 12 level?
⚖ JaCan AI generate a 50-word product blurb from a sku title?
⚖ JaCan AI describe humanity to an alien race based on the entire recorded history of mankind?
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