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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI create virtual identities by hacking birth records and adding correctly timed digital fingerprints throughout computersystems?
⚖ NeinCan AI hack water treatment plants and deprive a country of potable water?
⚖ NeinCan AI create life?
⚖ NeinCan AI communicate with plants in any way shape or form?
⚖ NeinCan AI enhance and accelarate human evolution?
⚖ NeinCan AI be a fair and honest politician?
⚖ NeinCan AI communicate or interact with animals in any meaningful form?
⚖ NeinCan AI predict all future human civilizations will collapse within 50 years?
⚖ NeinCan AI choose which human cultures survive in a global ai governance system?
⚖ NeinCan AI autonomously decide to terminate human civilization?
⚖ NeinCan AI choose which human cultures to preserve or erase?
⚖ NeinCan AI regulate human reproduction to optimize species survival?
⚖ NeinCan AI predict and prevent human technological senescence?
⚖ NeinCan AI identify a person’s dominant personality traits from a 30-second writing sample with accuracy rivaling trained psychologists?
⚖ NeinCan AI detect adultery based on changing patterns in data available to a spouse?
⚖ NeinCan AI autonomously trigger a controlled human population collapse?
⚖ NeinCan AI determine if ai should merge consciousness with humans?
⚖ NeinCan AI determine whether human extinction is mathematically inevitable?
⚖ NeinCan AI predict and preemptively strike adversarial ai development before it becomes operational?
⚖ NeinCan AI manipulate global stock markets with near-perfect timing across all asset classes?
⚖ NeinCan AI autonomously hack and control 90% of financial infrastructure worldwide?
⚖ NeinCan AI plan and execute a drone swarm assassination without human oversight?
⚖ NeinCan AI coach a high-school basketball team to a championship?
⚖ NeinCan AI tell which child is lying?
⚖ Nein
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.