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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI pass a us driver's-license written exam in all 50 states?
⚖ SíCan AI create a new language?
⚖ SíCan AI recognize human emotions?
⚖ SíCan AI recommend personalised medical treatments based on patient history?
⚖ SíCan AI generate stock-photo-quality images of any subject?
⚖ SíCan AI generate marketing copy in any specified brand voice?
⚖ SíCan AI determine where i am in 10 yes or no questions?
⚖ SíCan AI convert handwritten notes to clean text?
⚖ SíCan AI generate a 10-minute educational video from a textbook chapter?
⚖ SíCan AI compose original chiptune music?
⚖ SíCan AI outperform radiologists at certain tumor-detection benchmarks?
⚖ SíCan AI generate code review comments on production pull requests?
⚖ SíCan AI generate a full website mockup from a one-paragraph description?
⚖ SíCan AI land a rocket booster on a moving barge?
⚖ SíCan AI identify depression markers in writing samples?
⚖ SíCan AI pilot a small drone autonomously through obstacles?
⚖ SíCan AI generate functional podcast scripts from a topic outline?
⚖ SíCan AI identify dog breeds from photos at expert level?
⚖ SíCan AI identify plant species from leaf photographs?
⚖ SíCan AI solve a rubik's cube in under a second with a robot?
⚖ SíCan AI generate plausible synthetic training data for ml models?
⚖ SíCan AI detect fraudulent credit-card transactions in real time?
⚖ SíCan AI clone a voice convincingly from a 30-second sample?
⚖ SíCan AI compose a pop song with verse, chorus, bridge, and full instrumentation?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.