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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI read a financial earnings report and summarize key risks?
⚖ SíCan AI help eradicate certain diseases purely by helping medical staff act early upon data anaysis?
⚖ SíCan AI tap into my nerve pathways and detect what motion my hand makes?
⚖ SíCan AI decide my most fertile period of the month based on data i feed it?
⚖ SíCan AI generate a research-paper-quality literature review?
⚖ SíCan AI take my job as translator?
⚖ SíCan AI compose ambient music for sleep apps?
⚖ SíCan AI generate background music for a podcast?
⚖ SíCan AI generate plausible academic abstracts in any field?
⚖ SíCan AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?
⚖ SíCan AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?
⚖ SíCan AI be shot into space and represent humanity?
⚖ SíCan AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?
⚖ SíCan AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?
⚖ SíCan AI understand sex?
⚖ SíCan AI generate a parody of any popular song's lyrics?
⚖ SíCan AI generate a personalized birthday poem?
⚖ SíCan AI write a horoscope or tarot reading?
⚖ SíCan AI generate a 30-second tv ad script?
⚖ SíCan AI write a press release from a one-line brief?
⚖ SíCan AI write blog-post outlines in any niche?
⚖ SíCan AI pass a us driver's-license written exam in all 50 states?
⚖ SíCan AI create a new language?
⚖ SíCan AI recognize human emotions?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.