Stuff AI CAN'T Do
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The Court of AI Capability

Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Case No. № 6D40 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate working unit tests from a description of intent?

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Case No. № E75A sep. 22, 2026

Can AI compose a fugue in the style of bach?

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Case No. № 00A9 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI write a passable sonnet in the style of shakespeare?

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Case No. № DFF6 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate a realistic deepfake video of a public figure speaking?

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Case No. № 7344 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI solve riddle problems that require multi-step lateral thinking?

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Case No. № D42B sep. 22, 2026

Can AI recognise emotions in faces at coarse-grained level?

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Case No. № 3DBB sep. 22, 2026

Can AI beat the world's top humans at heads-up no-limit poker?

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Case No. № 75B2 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI write fan fiction in any author's voice?

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Case No. № 5FD4 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI predict the 3d structure of any protein from its amino acid sequence?

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Case No. № CDC3 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate a slide presentation from a one-paragraph brief?

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Case No. № 984F sep. 22, 2026

Can AI defeat any human at chess via deep self-play?

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Case No. № 611D sep. 22, 2026

Can AI beat top starcraft ii grandmasters at full-game pace?

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Case No. № CC4D sep. 22, 2026

Can AI identify objects in photos at human-level accuracy?

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Case No. № 5621 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI compose a string quartet in classical-romantic style?

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Case No. № 797C sep. 22, 2026

Can AI compose a piano nocturne in chopin's style?

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Case No. № C74A sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate a photorealistic image from a text description?

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Case No. № A273 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI solve high-school math word problems with step-by-step explanations?

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Case No. № 89E2 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI generate a movie poster from a script logline?

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Case No. № 2276 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI identify a song from a 5-second audio clip?

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Case No. № 7829 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI ai generate a custom social media deepfake video of a specific person saying anything?

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Case No. № 9E99 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI handle small claims court cases?

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Case No. № 9610 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI accurately predict earthquakes 72 hours in advance from seismic and atmospheric data?

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Case No. № EC57 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI compose a 3-minute pop song with original melody and lyrics in under 60 seconds?

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Case No. № DB05 sep. 22, 2026

Can AI discover new mathematical questions and their solutions?

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