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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI generate a research-paper-quality literature review?
⚖ KylläCan AI take my job as translator?
⚖ KylläCan AI communicate with another ai that is theoretically undetectable for humans?
⚖ LähesCan AI compose ambient music for sleep apps?
⚖ KylläCan AI create virtual identities by hacking birth records and adding correctly timed digital fingerprints throughout computersystems?
⚖ EiCan AI crawl multiple computer systems over time and alter a persons digital history?
⚖ TutkinnassaCan AI generate background music for a podcast?
⚖ KylläCan AI hack satellites remotely and bring them into lower orbit so they burn up?
⚖ TutkinnassaCan AI hack water treatment plants and deprive a country of potable water?
⚖ EiCan AI create life?
⚖ EiCan AI generate plausible academic abstracts in any field?
⚖ KylläCan AI taste things like coffee or chocolate with sensors and improve their taste for human consumption?
⚖ LähesCan AI write seo-optimized blog posts at scale?
⚖ KylläCan AI communicate with plants in any way shape or form?
⚖ EiCan AI develop safe and non addictive mind-altering substances, psychedelics or hallucinogens for science and recreation?
⚖ LähesCan AI predict crime rates based on historical data, weather patterns and other sensory data?
⚖ KylläCan AI enhance and accelarate human evolution?
⚖ EiCan AI be shot into space and represent humanity?
⚖ KylläCan AI pick suspicious people out of a line-up at customs?
⚖ KylläCan AI forge passport photo images and fake an avatar to fool identification methods?
⚖ LähesCan AI see things across the broad em spectrum and understand what it sees in for example x-ray or microwave?
⚖ KylläCan AI interpret pet behaviour based on sound or video?
⚖ LähesCan AI understand sex?
⚖ KylläCan AI create healtier processed foods with the same taste?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.