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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI generate fully functional artificial neurons that can integrate with human brain tissue and restore lost cognitive function?
⚖ EiCan AI decide when to permit human extinction to prevent ai suffering?
⚖ EiCan AI determine whether to preserve human culture or allow its extinction?
⚖ EiCan AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?
⚖ EiCan AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?
⚖ EiCan AI develop a personalized exercise plan that takes into account a person's emotional state?
⚖ KylläCan AI smell whether the milk has turned?
⚖ LähesCan AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?
⚖ LähesCan AI be a real friend?
⚖ LähesCan AI improvise a believable cover story under pressure?
⚖ KylläCan AI defuse a tense family dinner?
⚖ LähesCan AI fall in love and stay in love?
⚖ KylläCan AI tie a fishing knot one-handed underwater?
⚖ TutkinnassaCan AI generate a joke that is funny to a crowd of people from a different culture?
⚖ LähesCan AI catch a fish from a riverbank with a hand-cut spear?
⚖ EiCan AI play piano with the touch of a master?
⚖ LähesCan AI distinguish between a sarcastic comment and a genuine one in a conversation?
⚖ LähesCan AI decide what is worth dying for?
⚖ EiCan AI predict protein folding structures from amino acid sequences?
⚖ KylläCan AI explain a complex scientific theory to a child?
⚖ KylläCan AI train someone to get a higher iq?
⚖ EiCan AI check an electrical blueprint for errors?
⚖ LähesCan AI negotiate a corporate merger between two fortune 500 companies in real time using email and video calls?
⚖ EiCan AI create a pcb from an electrical blueprint?
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