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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI design and deploy gene drives in wild mosquito populations to eradicate malaria within a decade using ai-optimized crispr constructs?
⚖ QuasiCan AI replace 60% of pharmaceutical r&d by designing and testing new drugs in silico using generative chemistry and predictive toxicity models?
⚖ QuasiCan AI autonomously audit and file tax returns for 10 million small businesses without human intervention by integrating with accounting databases and tax codes?
⚖ QuasiCan AI ai systems predict and manipulate cryptocurrency market sentiment so accurately they destabilize national currencies without triggering regulatory defenses?
⚖ NoCan AI outcompete humans for every job by 2040?
⚖ NoCan AI diagnose and cure all human diseases without physician input?
⚖ NoCan AI create self-replicating von neumann probes to colonize the galaxy?
⚖ NoCan AI eliminate all human death through radical life extension technologies?
⚖ NoCan AI read a contract and feel where the trap is?
⚖ SìCan AI choose between two children to save?
⚖ QuasiCan AI make a decision that balances individual interests with the greater good in a complex, real-world scenario?
⚖ QuasiCan AI make eye contact that means something?
⚖ QuasiCan AI sit with someone who is grieving?
⚖ QuasiCan AI diagnose a rare medical condition based on a patient's symptoms and medical history?
⚖ QuasiCan AI decide whether a piece of artwork is a parody or a genuine work of art?
⚖ QuasiCan AI develop a new scientific theory that explains a previously unexplained phenomenon?
⚖ In esameCan AI hold a grudge for forty years and let it go?
⚖ In esameCan AI walk a dog and read its mood?
⚖ QuasiCan AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?
⚖ QuasiCan AI apologize and mean it?
⚖ SìCan AI be the only adult in the room?
⚖ NoCan AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?
⚖ QuasiCan AI bake bread that tastes like your grandmother's?
⚖ NoCan AI fight a fire in a burning building?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
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