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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI predict and preemptively strike adversarial ai development before it becomes operational?
⚖ NoCan AI manipulate global stock markets with near-perfect timing across all asset classes?
⚖ NoCan AI autonomously hack and control 90% of financial infrastructure worldwide?
⚖ NoCan AI plan and execute a drone swarm assassination without human oversight?
⚖ NoCan AI mediate a conflict between two people with different cultural backgrounds and values?
⚖ QuasiCan AI coach a high-school basketball team to a championship?
⚖ NoCan AI tell which child is lying?
⚖ NoCan AI negotiate a salary increase for a human employee in a simulated corporate meeting?
⚖ SìCan AI improvise a jazz solo indistinguishable from a human musician in a live performance?
⚖ NoCan AI write a short story that passes a blind literary critic's turing test for emotional depth?
⚖ QuasiCan AI generate photorealistic images from text prompts that rival professional photography?
⚖ SìCan AI detect depression from subtle changes in facial micro-expressions in video calls?
⚖ QuasiCan AI compose original music that matches the style of famous classical composers?
⚖ SìCan AI generate photorealistic images of human faces that are not identifiable as synthetic?
⚖ SìCan AI predict individual stock market movements using alternative data like satellite images and credit card transactions?
⚖ QuasiCan AI generate human-like dialogue indistinguishable from real customer service agents in live chat?
⚖ SìCan AI detect deepfake videos with higher accuracy than human experts in real time?
⚖ QuasiCan AI forgive someone who deeply wronged you?
⚖ NoCan AI create a virtual reality experience that simulates the sensation of smell and taste in a realistic way, allowing users to explore and interact with virtual environments in a more immersive way?
⚖ NoCan AI develop a system that can accurately predict a person's mental health based on their social media activity?
⚖ QuasiCan AI make a decision about whether to prioritize the well-being of an individual or the well-being of a community in a complex ethical dilemma?
⚖ QuasiCan AI recognize and respond to a person's micro-expressions to understand their true emotional state?
⚖ QuasiCan AI hold a baby?
⚖ NoCan AI decide which human memories to erase?
⚖ No
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.