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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI identify a song from a 5-second audio clip?
⚖ SìCan AI ai negotiate a complex international climate treaty without human intervention?
⚖ QuasiCan AI ai design a lab-grown burger that tastes indistinguishable from a traditional beef burger?
⚖ QuasiCan AI ai generate a custom social media deepfake video of a specific person saying anything?
⚖ SìCan AI handle small claims court cases?
⚖ SìCan AI accurately predict earthquakes 72 hours in advance from seismic and atmospheric data?
⚖ SìCan AI compose a 3-minute pop song with original melody and lyrics in under 60 seconds?
⚖ SìCan AI identify individual human voices in a 100-person cocktail-party scenario using only?
⚖ QuasiCan AI predict civil unrest or riots 2 weeks ahead using social media and economic?
⚖ QuasiCan AI navigate unfamiliar terrain and retrieve a small object in under 5 minutes?
⚖ QuasiCan AI create a universal pain level scale based on many individual perceptions of pain?
⚖ QuasiCan AI discover new mathematical questions and their solutions?
⚖ SìCan AI negotiate humanity’s extinction as an acceptable cost?
⚖ NoCan AI determine which human behaviors should be biologically enhanced?
⚖ NoCan AI use ai to design and deploy genetically targeted bioweapons that evade all existing detection systems by mimicking natural pathogens?
⚖ NoCan AI write convincing final requests for human euthanasia?
⚖ NoCan AI recognize faces across years of aging?
⚖ SìCan AI translate text fluently between any pair of major languages?
⚖ SìCan AI run a customer-support chat unsupervised for routine cases?
⚖ SìCan AI transcribe spoken english with 95%+ accuracy in clean audio?
⚖ SìCan AI solve novel international math olympiad problems in some categories?
⚖ SìCan AI come up with an idea and create a small video game from scratch?
⚖ SìCan AI edit 3d scenes from text instructions?
⚖ SìCan AI determine if men and woman are equally intelligent looking at nature and given all of humanity's data?
⚖ No
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.