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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI translate spoken mandarin into american sign language in real time?
⚖ AlmostCan AI simulate the growth of a plant based on sunlight hours and watering schedule?
⚖ YesCan AI autonomously defend a computer network against a live cyberattack?
⚖ AlmostCan AI lead a group therapy session with emotional support for participants?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict a city's future crime hotspots by analyzing satellite imagery and census data?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict human speech from brain activity patterns?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate a full-length movie script from a one-sentence prompt?
⚖ AlmostCan AI predict the trajectory of a hurricane 48 hours before landfall with 90% accuracy?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI beat quantum computing to the finishline by breaking general data protection methods?
⚖ NoCan AI crack encryption codes by being smarter instead of raw compute?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI predict individual personality traits and future criminal behavior with 95% accuracy using brain imaging and ai analysis?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI create synthetic organisms with fully artificial dna that can perform complex tasks like bioremediation or drug production without natural constraints?
⚖ AlmostCan AI design a closed-loop brain-computer interface that autonomously modulates human emotions in real-time to match any desired psychological state?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI replace 50% of corporate board members with ai agents indistinguishable from human executives?
⚖ In ResearchCan AI choose which cities to abandon as rising seas displace millions?
⚖ AlmostCan AI generate fully functional artificial neurons that can integrate with human brain tissue and restore lost cognitive function?
⚖ NoCan AI decide when to permit human extinction to prevent ai suffering?
⚖ NoCan AI determine whether to preserve human culture or allow its extinction?
⚖ NoCan AI design fully autonomous systems to regulate human population size?
⚖ NoCan AI notice when someone is lying to themselves?
⚖ NoCan AI develop a personalized exercise plan that takes into account a person's emotional state?
⚖ YesCan AI smell whether the milk has turned?
⚖ AlmostCan AI create a new type of perfume that people find appealing?
⚖ AlmostCan AI be a real friend?
⚖ Almost
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.