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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI rate someone's driving skills using embedded sensors in the car, and potentially flag them to authorities?
⚖ JaCan AI score or comment on my daily clothing outfit?
⚖ JaCan AI detect hidden personal problems by looking at someone's porn browsing history?
⚖ NeinCan AI detect certain diseases by looking at images of teeth?
⚖ JaCan AI create personalized legal pornography based on a person's character or interest?
⚖ JaCan AI detect certain diseases by looking at images of skin?
⚖ JaCan AI detect developing or underlaying psychological problems in humans that seem normal?
⚖ FastCan AI help someone to overcome social anxiety?
⚖ FastCan AI help someone to self-reflect on their character traits by analysing conversations?
⚖ FastCan AI calculate the risk of being struck with a disease on a certain cruise ship or cruise trip?
⚖ FastCan AI train someone to become more social?
⚖ FastCan AI detect certain diseases by looking at images of eyes?
⚖ JaCan AI determine is someone is having financial problems by looking at their spending habits?
⚖ FastCan AI retrieve someones personality from their bank account statements?
⚖ FastCan AI score a person's general health by checking their grocery bill over time?
⚖ FastCan AI determine a person's character by having a voice chat with that person?
⚖ FastCan AI write a legal argument that wins a supreme court case?
⚖ NeinCan AI write a children’s book that wins the newbery medal within two years of publication?
⚖ NeinCan AI create a personalized curriculum that maximizes student engagement across subjects?
⚖ JaCan AI create a detailed scientific hypothesis about dark matter that withstands peer review?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI invent a new form of bacteria that produces a life-saving drug?
⚖ FastCan AI create a new musical genre that is distinct from existing genres?
⚖ JaCan AI generate a joke that is funny to a wide range of audiences?
⚖ JaCan AI compose music that evokes a specific emotional response in listeners?
⚖ Fast
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.