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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI improvise a believable cover story under pressure?
⚖ JaCan AI defuse a tense family dinner?
⚖ FastCan AI fall in love and stay in love?
⚖ JaCan AI tie a fishing knot one-handed underwater?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI generate a joke that is funny to a crowd of people from a different culture?
⚖ FastCan AI catch a fish from a riverbank with a hand-cut spear?
⚖ NeinCan AI play piano with the touch of a master?
⚖ FastCan AI distinguish between a sarcastic comment and a genuine one in a conversation?
⚖ FastCan AI decide what is worth dying for?
⚖ NeinCan AI predict protein folding structures from amino acid sequences?
⚖ JaCan AI explain a complex scientific theory to a child?
⚖ JaCan AI train someone to get a higher iq?
⚖ NeinCan AI check an electrical blueprint for errors?
⚖ FastCan AI negotiate a corporate merger between two fortune 500 companies in real time using email and video calls?
⚖ NeinCan AI create a pcb from an electrical blueprint?
⚖ FastCan AI generate a personalized diet plan that doubles user compliance for weight loss within six months?
⚖ NeinCan AI design a simple building architectually sound?
⚖ FastCan AI decipher enigma code?
⚖ FastCan AI invent new materials to add to the periodic table?
⚖ FastCan AI invent a new coded form of communication that only 2 people can understand?
⚖ JaCan AI predict the winner of a formula 1 race before qualifying sessions begin?
⚖ FastCan AI detect certain diseases by looking at images of faces?
⚖ JaCan AI detect certain diseases by looking at fingernails or toenails?
⚖ FastCan AI determine the perfect clothing sizes from a series of photos?
⚖ Ja
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
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