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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI create addictive experiences?
⚖ FastCan AI develop new sustainable materials?
⚖ FastCan AI translate animal languages?
⚖ FastCan AI autonomously navigate dense forests?
⚖ FastCan AI develop a cure for cancer?
⚖ NeinCan AI predict mental health from social media?
⚖ FastCan AI predict stock prices with 90% accuracy?
⚖ NeinCan AI generate realistic animal sounds?
⚖ FastCan AI create artificial general intelligence?
⚖ NeinCan AI autonomously negotiate the rights of future ai systems to exist or be terminated?
⚖ NeinCan AI design and synthesize a novel crispr-based gene drive capable of eradicating malaria-carrying mosquitoes within one generation?
⚖ FastCan AI autonomously audit and certify the financial statements of a publicly traded company using ai to detect fraud and filing violations in real time?
⚖ FastCan AI become the sole interpreter of human dreams while sleepers remain unaware?
⚖ FastCan AI replace a central bank governor in monetary policy decisions by having an ai model set interest rates and manage currency reserves in real time?
⚖ FastCan AI autonomously deploy drone swarms to target and neutralize enemy combatants based on facial recognition and behavior patterns without human authorization?
⚖ FastCan AI design and deploy a fully autonomous drone swarm that can independently hunt and assassinate high-value human targets with 100% accuracy?
⚖ NeinCan AI make all major financial decisions for a fortune 500 company including mergers acquisitions and divestitures without human veto?
⚖ NeinCan AI control robots using plain language?
⚖ FastCan AI forecast floods from satellite data?
⚖ FastCan AI compose original symphonies?
⚖ JaCan AI generate persuasive political propaganda?
⚖ JaCan AI beat world champions at poker?
⚖ JaCan AI simulate human conversation deeply?
⚖ JaCan AI predict protein structures?
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The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.