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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI sit with someone who is grieving?
⚖ FastCan AI diagnose a rare medical condition based on a patient's symptoms and medical history?
⚖ FastCan AI decide whether a piece of artwork is a parody or a genuine work of art?
⚖ FastCan AI develop a new scientific theory that explains a previously unexplained phenomenon?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI hold a grudge for forty years and let it go?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI walk a dog and read its mood?
⚖ FastCan AI negotiate a salary you don't deserve?
⚖ FastCan AI apologize and mean it?
⚖ JaCan AI be the only adult in the room?
⚖ NeinCan AI transcribe and translate endangered languages with 6 hours of data?
⚖ FastCan AI bake bread that tastes like your grandmother's?
⚖ NeinCan AI fight a fire in a burning building?
⚖ FastCan AI stand at a child's school play and feel proud?
⚖ In UntersuchungCan AI wait nine months?
⚖ JaCan AI leave a room when you should?
⚖ FastCan AI be present at a funeral?
⚖ FastCan AI write a memoir worth reading?
⚖ FastCan AI build a working chair from a tree, with hand tools?
⚖ NeinCan AI tell a joke that lands in a packed comedy club?
⚖ FastCan AI generate new fictional stories for books that are worth reading?
⚖ FastCan AI run a small business through a recession?
⚖ FastCan AI win an arm-wrestling match against a teenager?
⚖ FastCan AI change a diaper at 3am while sleep-deprived?
⚖ NeinCan AI autonomously manage global nuclear arsenals without human veto?
⚖ Nein
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.