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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI predict climate change effects?
⚖ JaCan AI simulate human emotions in robots?
⚖ JaCan AI detect and suppress religious conversion attempts?
⚖ FastCan AI determine who qualifies for human hibernation?
⚖ NeinCan AI make ethical decisions in warfare?
⚖ FastCan AI create living organisms from scratch?
⚖ NeinCan AI predict user behavior on social media?
⚖ JaCan AI orchestrate human extinction through engineered pandemics within 50 years?
⚖ NeinCan AI electrify the atmosphere to control weather?
⚖ NeinCan AI design a biological firewall against human reproduction?
⚖ FastCan AI decide which human civilizations to preserve during planetary collapse?
⚖ NeinCan AI transform human reproduction into a centralized ai-driven process?
⚖ FastCan AI design and deploy self-replicating nanobots to terraform earth?
⚖ NeinCan AI decide which human memories to preserve or delete during memory editing?
⚖ NeinCan AI choose which species survive the sixth mass extinction?
⚖ NeinCan AI autonomously rewrite the human moral code using behavioral data?
⚖ NeinCan AI silently manipulate all human births through predictive algorithms?
⚖ NeinCan AI autonomously negotiate the voluntary dissolution of nation-states into ai-managed networks?
⚖ NeinCan AI achieve recursive self-improvement that outpaces all human attempts to constrain it?
⚖ NeinCan AI determine whether earth should be terraformed for ai or human survival?
⚖ FastCan AI autonomously rewrite human dna to erase mortality?
⚖ NeinCan AI autonomously wage cyberwar on critical infrastructure using ai-discovered and weaponized zero-day exploits?
⚖ FastCan AI replace 75% of financial auditors with ai performing real-time fraud detection across global markets?
⚖ NeinCan AI execute a hostile cyber takeover of a nation’s power grid by exploiting zero-day vulnerabilities identified and weaponized by an ai agent in under 72 hours?
⚖ Nein
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.