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The Court of AI Capability
Public Docket · Stuff AI Can't Do
Can AI tell which child is lying?
⚖ NeinCan AI negotiate a salary increase for a human employee in a simulated corporate meeting?
⚖ JaCan AI improvise a jazz solo indistinguishable from a human musician in a live performance?
⚖ NeinCan AI write a short story that passes a blind literary critic's turing test for emotional depth?
⚖ FastCan AI generate photorealistic images from text prompts that rival professional photography?
⚖ JaCan AI detect depression from subtle changes in facial micro-expressions in video calls?
⚖ FastCan AI compose original music that matches the style of famous classical composers?
⚖ JaCan AI generate photorealistic images of human faces that are not identifiable as synthetic?
⚖ JaCan AI predict individual stock market movements using alternative data like satellite images and credit card transactions?
⚖ FastCan AI generate human-like dialogue indistinguishable from real customer service agents in live chat?
⚖ JaCan AI detect deepfake videos with higher accuracy than human experts in real time?
⚖ FastCan AI forgive someone who deeply wronged you?
⚖ NeinCan AI create a virtual reality experience that simulates the sensation of smell and taste in a realistic way, allowing users to explore and interact with virtual environments in a more immersive way?
⚖ NeinCan AI develop a system that can accurately predict a person's mental health based on their social media activity?
⚖ FastCan AI make a decision about whether to prioritize the well-being of an individual or the well-being of a community in a complex ethical dilemma?
⚖ FastCan AI recognize and respond to a person's micro-expressions to understand their true emotional state?
⚖ FastCan AI hold a baby?
⚖ NeinCan AI decide which human memories to erase?
⚖ NeinCan AI identify early-stage lung cancer from breath biomarkers using portable electronic noses?
⚖ FastCan AI predict heart failure hospitalization risk using patient-generated ecg data from smartwatches?
⚖ FastCan AI estimate osteoporosis risk from routine dental x-rays of jaw bone density?
⚖ FastCan AI detect parkinson’s from subtle voice changes in a 30-second recording?
⚖ JaCan AI predict epileptic seizures five minutes in advance using eeg headband data?
⚖ FastCan AI diagnose endometriosis from menstrual cycle irregularities detected in period-tracking app data?
⚖ Nein
The Court of AI Capability is, of course, not a real court.
But the data is real.
But the data is real.